Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 06, 2012

hahahaahahahaaa

He still looks good.

Even worse, he settled for half a loaf.

That loafer thinks he doesn’t need counseling, cos with all his polish, he’s a shoe-in for any opening.

He says the sole reason his last company handed him his walking papers was that he wasn’t instep with office politics.

But in reality, he did nothing there all day but make arch remarks, especially about his supervisor’s brogue, and tell corny jokes.

His final misstep was when he laced the punch at the office party and acted like a heel.

Instead of bragging that he “thinks outside the box,” he needs to put a sock in it, and learn to toe the line!

By the way, in spite of his attitude, he obviously doesn’t have a penny.

Wow! Susan, take a breath girl! Funny as usual…

Try applying at the Wonderbread factory.

Applying the soft shoe approach I see.

Susie is a shoe in for punster of the day

The loafer, unlike Susan, doesn’t have a tongue……

Mocking the job applicant is a sin.

Susan, many times, you are funnier than the strip :D

And Mary Janes have never been known for their anti-weed stance.

leather or not you like him isn’t the point

I’m late to the game today and tip my hat to Susan, queen of the pun. I really took a shine to your work here.

That loafer needs a BIG foot to fill it. :-)