Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for June 09, 2016
Lupin: Potty training is underway. Here's Elvis with more! NEWS Headline: END OF DIAPERS? . EVERYTHING SMELLS LIKE LEMON . OH WAIT, BABY WEARS DIAPERS Elvis: Potty training has begun, Lupin, and the stakes have never been higher. Elvis: Toddler, what can you tell us? Toddler: Is MY potty. Is an alligator, ok? Elvis: ...Ok. Beatrix: According to this book until potty training, People carry their litter in their pants. Beatrix: Which sounds super convenient and really awful. Elvis: Now that Toddler has begun this journey, he is more observant of everyone's person routines. Toddler: Kitty go potty! Good kitty! Puck: ...Thank you? Toddler: MY potty is an alligator, ok? Puck: OK. Woman: You need to give everyone potty privacy. Toddler: But he get sticker now! Woman: Cats don't want stickers. Lupin: CN news, YO, IS THAT A STICKER?