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Bliss by Harry Bliss for January 07, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 7 months ago

    Silly Greg, nobody is going to send you to prison.

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    blunebottle  7 months ago

    I read a book once, of suggestions on how to get rid of telemarketers. One suggestion was to ask them for their number and tell them “I’ll give you a call back during your dinner time.”

    Couldn’t wait to try it out.

    So, this telemarketer phones, I say the line…she starts rattling off her phone number!!

    I said: “Lady, don’t you get it? I DON’T WANT TO TALK TO YOU!”

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    Lady Bri  7 months ago

    Love this! I like the way Greg thinks! haha!

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    Kaputnik  7 months ago

    Caller ID means that I almost never pick up with a telemarketer. If it is a legitimate call from an unknown caller, they’ll leave a message.

    If I do pick one up by mistake, I just hang up without saying anything once I realize what kind of call it is. These days it’s probably not even a live person. More likely a recording when you first pick up, and you’d have to stay on the line to speak with someone.

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    EcurbYkspohs  7 months ago

    Tell them to call 555-555-6812 :-)

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    myrendal  7 months ago

    My grandmother will talk to them in German or Serbian. They usually hang up pretty quickly. Her greeting on her answering machine is also in German and that is a good deterrent for telemarketers too.

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    Diat60  7 months ago

    Great use of the name to intimidate the caller. Problem is he/she probably won’t understand it because it’s in English without an accent.

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    dlaemmerhirt999  7 months ago

    ‘G’ as in Greg is dangerously insane, but also a true hero to the people.

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    banjinshiju  7 months ago

    My wife is more cruel. She will spend a lot of time making friendly, idle chit chat. A telemarketer’s time is valuable.. They need to make so many calls in fixed amount of time. To have a call last a long time without making a sale can be dangerous to them keeping the job.

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    Night-Gaunt49  7 months ago

    Easier way, I ALREADY HAVE IT, THANX.

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    Sneaker  7 months ago

    WE bought a whistle to keep by a phone to blow in their ears. Someone must have told them as we haven’t had any calls since then!

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    Lynnjav  7 months ago

    Or “G” as in “gnu”, “r” as in “earth”, “e” as in “ewe”, and “g” as in “gnocchi”.

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