Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 10, 2018

This is gonna be a dark kid’s book… obviously, it’s Nate writing it XD

Guess how many times francis rolls his eyes.

Guess the puppy is gone..

Give the virus a cute name, like “Ebola” or “E.Coli”, and you might have something. For example:

Frankie the flesh eating virus says to Henry headwound, “I’m hungry. Come on over to my place for dinner.”

GAPING HEAD WOUND?!? FLESH-EATING VIRUS?! That’s kinda dark and disturbing for a kids book!! First Dr. Cesspool, now this..

Way to traumatize a child.

What more do you need? How about writing skills and a plot that kids will want to read?

I remember those stories when I was 5…

Well, Nate, you could write about a friendly ghost…!

Oh my gosh if this is like the romance novel storyline this will be amazing!

My favorite children’s book would be called, The Day Little Sally’s Puppy went to Sleep.

uhhh ok, This is getting nowhere

Gaping head wound? Flesh-eating virus?

Is this a reference to something?

My favorite children’s book is “go the eff-word to sleep”

Dang, the comment section is looking really empty

Be a horror book writer Nate. XD

Heh… dom is now hacked :)

That’s a little violent, don’t you think, Nate?

what happend to the dog though….shouldve been a longer story for it :C

The dog thing ended way to fast. It could have developed into something cool.

Is nate a kids book writer or a horror book writer? It’s hard to tell.

What more does Nate need? How about “what is superfluous?”

Well, Nate, here’s an idea; “Alice and Jerry visit the Marquis de Sade”…

“Gaping head wound”? “Flesh-eating virus”? Only terrible parents would let their children have a book with THAT stuff!

flesh eating virus yes a water bottle well

First part sounded good second part you need a mental hospital

Nate is an absolute doofus.

That’s not what he was suggesting, Nate.