She’d probably just reply to that with, “I have naturally curly hair.”
If Whitey actually crushed Nate’s spine, Nate wouldn’t no longer be able to stand. BTW that was a loud crack for a pretzel.
Night of the Living Blanket
That’s a thing?
Nate’s lucky socks must have lost their luck
Ever notice that his hair always faces the same way no matter which way he faces?
Wait… if it’s already tommorow at some other part of the world, and you go there, would you be time traveling?
Maybe you could just cut a little off the chair legs
Sometimes you just get so angry, you forget your main way of transport