Bear, it is a dress, not a kilt. Only women who work as wait staff wear really short kilts to get patrons attention, or as equally sexy Halloween costumes.
Good dress Molly!
And sometimes they wear bearskin hats with those skirts.
Bear had better go to school with her and guard her from all the boys who will be oogling her.
Where are your bagpipes?
They kilt the first man that called it a dress.