B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 01, 2009

What’s wrong with that?

Why not? He’s a bit of a hog.

BLTs are yummy too.

And breakfast is the first meal of the rest of your life.

Which one is better; beef bacon, pork bacon, or turkey bacon?

He meant Kevin Bacon.

I’m bacon a cake this afternoon

Evidently Peter never had the Aide of the Klingon Ambassador to Earth as a patient. (That’s a STARTREK.com joke.)

Pork rules…and bacon’s not just for breakfast in my house.

On the other hand turkey bacon won’t even make it in the back door of my house

Does he know Banks? (Barkeater Lake)

From one of the archived columns on STARTREK.com, a poem I wrote:

KLINGON HOME COOKING

I loved her targ, her plates of gagh, Her warnog stirred and shaken; But nothing in this life compares To Mother’s Terran bacon.

Those strips of flesh, so greasy fat, When smoked and steeped in brine, Were absolutely just the thing To go with ale or wine.

And oh! the chops, the ribs, the feet, The heads so neatly split; The rinds deep-fried and dipped in spice, The cubes cooked on a spit!

How is it so, on this wet world Where pig is all the rage, That no one cooks it properly? ‘Twould boggle any sage.

So here I sit inside a hut, One eye upon the cam, And try to lose my memories Within a can of SPAM.

– from Kohf son of Klee, with love

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P.S: For me it’s turkey or beef bacon, and that very rarely.

Our adult kids still swear they have fork marks on the back of their hands from when they reached for Mom’s bacon when they were growing up – I LOVE my crispy bacon (and still do) !!

Priorities Doc, Priorities.

Someone asked at Thanksgiving what we would think about bacon in the turkey stuffing. Why not?!

I wonder how Porky Pig feels about all this?

mmm. bacon. no beef or turkey bacon for me! i’ve never even heard of beef bacon before.

well, of course– bacon always comes before lettuce and tomato

WHY IS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP!!

I like bacon much better than my siblings or my in-laws!

Possibly he was referring to Sir Francis Bacon.

Whoooo is Sir Francis Bacon??? I’ve never heard and seen!

Wildmustang - Just do an internet search on Sir Francis Bacon. He was an important figure in history.

I should never comment on a empty stomach.. MMMM… Bacon…The real stuff Farmer John brand..

bacon…it’s why he only has one leg.

Reminds me of the joke about the pig with a wooden leg.

It’s a VERY long joke (if told correctly), but the punchline is “Well, a pig like this, you don’t eat all at once!”

And thats wrong beacuse…..????