Will the author just sign her book or leave a special message in it for one her best fans?
Some authors are so clueless they should show up at signings with clown makeup and baggy pants so you could hope that it is an act. Bill O’Reilly should not be seen in public without a red nose.
Jokes on her! The pages were all blank!!
And the author was angry right back all the way to the bank.
It’s like hate listening to podcasts, only more expensive.