bacon by Lonnie Millsap for January 14, 2022

  1. Man with x ray glasses
    The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Actually, father was a bit of a horses’ ass!

     •  Reply
  2. Forbear
    Qiset  over 2 years ago

    He was hung like a …

     •  Reply
  3. Img 3153  1
    Johnnie Polo Premium Member over 2 years ago

    So mom got it on with a horse. Interesting.

     •  Reply
  4. B3b2b771 4dd5 4067 bfef 5ade241cb8c2
    cdward  over 2 years ago

    I kind of thought it might have been the other way around. Otherwise, mom would have had one heck of a painful delivery.

     •  Reply
  5. Snoopy laughs
    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 2 years ago

    You call that an explanation? There’s got to be more to it.

     •  Reply
  6. Can flag
    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Well that’s the politically correct version.. the real story involves x-rated beasitality.

     •  Reply
  7. Ed583643 91bf 4172 be99 60eabdf33fa3
    Lee26 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    A Centaur-y of breeding and this is the result?

     •  Reply
  8. Dr coathanger abortions 150
    Teto85 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    It was Zeus. It’s always Zeus.

     •  Reply
  9. Coffee pictures 027
    CoffeeBob Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “See, there was this pony show in Tijuana, and Mom had one too many margaritas, and well …”

     •  Reply
  10. Enterprise at warp 249x249
    RWill  over 2 years ago

    “Mom is still recovering.”

     •  Reply
  11. Missing large
    Bill The Nuke  over 2 years ago

    “Was”? Are they both dead?

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From bacon