Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for August 05, 2022

Inured to the toxic environment

Vaccinated

After Calvin had eaten a few spoonfuls of sugar as recommended by Hobbes, his hiccups were gone. Then when Hobbes jokingly pounced on Calvin — scaring the daylights out of Calvin — Calvin’s hiccups returned.

Zoe, I’m disapointed. I know that was just a first attempt but I know you can do better.

When Doug had the hiccups on The King Of Queens, Arthur blew an airhorn right in his face.

She needed to toss on her Eustace Bagge mask to make it more effective.

Nice try Zoe!

I have 6 sisters. Like Hammie, they couldn’t scare me. However, I do suffer from Anxiety

And nobody has yet suggested just drinking a glass of water.

…easily.

Great shades of “Beetle Juice” for an expanding head.

A teaspoon of sugar on the tongue swallowed quickly usually does it for me.

Zoe, Zoe, Zoe, you can’t scare Hammie that way. If you want to scare him be really nice to him. Make him breakfast, clean his room, watch his tv shows with him. Now that will terrify him.

You mean her head expanding to 3 times its normal size didn’t do it?

We’ve been waiting 3 days for that and it STILL didn’t work.

Rats

Zoe, slam Hammie in the face with a heavy pillow. I think he will forget to hiccup.

Say “Three-Legged Horse” – your hiccups are gone

I have THREE sisters! (They are all younger than me.)

Hammie has a good point.

Sums it up with Hammie two sisters, unless Wren does something to get hurt.

Ok, Hammie, then how’s this for a scare: Wanda comes in and tells him he’s getting a third sister!

Haha! XD Knew that wouldn’t work!