Janis: Did I show you the new app on my iPhone?
Arlo: Do you know how much people without iPhones get sick of hearing about them?
Janis: Oh, yes!
Janis: That's part of the appeal!
The APPeal of the APPlications for this APPle APParatus is not APParent to me. I’m APPalled. I do not APProve. I withhold APPlause.