Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for August 27, 1997
Transcript:
During lunch, kid named Will Pitts in school yells, "Flash, men! Jennifer's are 100% real!" Another kid asks, "How would you know?" Will says, "I 'accidentally' bumped into her in the food line!" Will asks, "What'd she do?" Will answers, "She hit me, of course! But she really likes it!" Gene asks, "If she likes it, why don't you just walk right up to her?" Gene holds his hands up, as if he was grabbing a girl's breasts. Pervert boy replies, "Simp! Ever hear of etiquette?"
That kid needs a painful lesson in respect!