Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for April 05, 1995
April 04, 1995
April 06, 1995
Transcript:
Janis and Arlo are eating in a restaurant. Janis orders, "I'll have the broiled shrimp." Arlo checks out the menu. Arlo tells the waiter, "I'll have the fried seafood platter." Arlo says, "It's time I faced up to my own mortality."
I never knew shrimp had so much cholesterol until I went on a low cholesterol diet! It’s not fair!