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Agnes for Apr 29, 2013

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    SusanSunshine GC Insider about 5 years ago

    She is reinvesting in a pack of gum…blowing it into bubbles… for fun.

    Sharing it will solidify her position in futures, should Trout get some candy tomorrow.

    She can also save a stick…and if she chews enough gum, and eats enough candy, she will, over time, grow the size of her…. um…. assets.

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    David Huie Green  about 5 years ago

    It’s a good thing you don’t have a busfare,

    it would fall thru’ the hole in your pocket and you’d lose it

    in the snow on the ground.

    You got to walk into town to find a job.

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    J Short GC Insider about 5 years ago

    May I suggest Double Mint or Double Bubble; you’ll at least feel like you’ve increased you assets.

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    Arianne  about 5 years ago

    This reminds me of a camp song we sang as kids. (This version isn’t exactly the same as we sang it, it’s more of a military march, but it’s very close.)

    It’s the first 1 minute of the clip. I’ve Got Sixpence.

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    Arianne  about 5 years ago

    Susan, “growing assets” reminds me of a card my sister gave me that went something like:

    If you want to increase your bust size, just rub toilet paper on your chest. After all, look how well it has worked on your “derrière.”

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 5 years ago

    Doesn’t Trout live in a trailer? She needs to learn financial planning from someone better at it.

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    SusanSunshine GC Insider about 5 years ago

    Stephan G… Gosh… re-think, please.

    Some of my best friends live in “trailers” ..

    If you end up with a very low income, like many divorced mothers, and also seniors on Social Security, and live in an impossibly out-of-reach real estate market like California, it takes great planning just to end up owning an old mobile home.

    Yes, Trout’s mother lives a … hmmm… colorful, and not very socially acceptable lifestyle…some of her problems she may have created herself… but at least she keeps a roof over her daughter’s head…and that may be difficult.

    And yes, I’m sure there are better financial advisers around…. but they’re not usually available to the prepubescent.

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    SusanSunshine GC Insider about 5 years ago

    Arianne… we always sang that too!

    And I hope the size of my …. well, you know….. “understanding,” as my Dad called that bit of female anatomy, isn’t due to the use of TP …

    I don’t want to have to stop using it!

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