I’ve heard that some people who are born near Xmas have a half-birthday celebration in the summer. So why can’t we have Half_Xmas in July. Of course since it’s Half_Xmas your stocking would only be half-full and you’d only get half the number of presents. But not to worry. You’ll get the other half at Xmas! But then that would mean that you’re only going to get half a stocking and half the usual number of presents at Xmas. NEVER MIND.