9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 02, 2016
Man: Xiulan, please assure your mother that you are precious to me beyond all price. I love you dearly and completely. you are in sole possession of my heart, and I could never do anything to "pollute" you. Woman: he says he'll jolly well pollute me when and wherever he pleases, and I'll love every moment of it.