9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 01, 2016
Transcript:
Woman: So, this is the young man who plundered you then cast you aside, defiled and polluted. In a cheap new york hotel room. Woman: He proclaimed his love for me and asked me to marry him. And he gave me a ring. I hardly call that being polluted. Man: Um....that last sentence was in english.