First 9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 12, 1993
woman: There! With a supreme effort, I've achieved just the right swirl at the knees, the right tautness at the waist, the right lift here, and the right tuck there... woman: ...and all to maximize my physical attraction for my date. that is what women do. edda: And what do men do? woman: Neckties.