9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 21, 2013
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Woman: oh, lord. There he is. Just keep walking. Make no eye contact. Thorax: Note, luciano, that she is avoiding eye contact. that is the international crazy guy signal to initiate conversation. Thorax: Behold luciano, doctor. The delusional housefly. Brodyigmagian galaxy goon off the starboard bow, captain! Ready photon torpedoes! Woman: It's just a standard housefly, thorax. Thorax: There are more things in heaven and earth, horatio. then are dreamt of in your philosophy. thorax: Fire! Thorax: Excuse me, doctor.... Thorax: There's a maggot on the back of your head.