9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 22, 2013
Transcript:
Man: As an experienced defender, I can tell you with complete confidence that I'll have you acquitted of this charge. Woman: Well, I guess that's a comfort to hear. man: First you'll plead not guilty, I get you an early date and badda bing badda boom, you're out there. Woman: I felt encouraged until you said "badda bing badda boom." Man: What do you mean? that was my grandmother's maiden name.woman: Not really? Man: she sold me my first cuff links.