Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, over 3 years ago

    It’s a wonder he didn’t end up in jail if it
    was that bad.

  2. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach said, over 3 years ago

    i hear that i had a great time

  3. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 3 years ago

    I think you may have tried to change the name to “Jack,” Bung.

    From: “The Bartender’s Bible” by Gary Regan
    Published by: Harper Collins 1991
    Library of Congress Catalog Card Number 91-55104


    1 1/2 ounces Scotch
    1/2 ounce sweet vermouth
    1/2 ounce lemon juice
    1 egg

    In a shaker half-filled with ice cubes, combine all of the ingredients. Shake well. Strain into an old-fashioned glass half-filled with ice cubes.
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    ”old-fashioned” glass

  4. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 3 years ago

    ’I tattooed what on my what?

  5. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 3 years ago

    Comic News: a drunken court jester singlehandedly filled in 40 street potholes and weeded 75 gardens in one night. When asked why he did such public service, he merely answered “burp”.

  6. Peabody-Martini

    Peabody-Martini said, over 3 years ago

    If you can remember what you did you must not have had a whole lot of fun.

  7. slebel

    slebel said, over 3 years ago

    Bung must have been disappointed that he didn’t make the front page.

  8. Me3000

    Me3000 said, over 3 years ago

    Dude! whats mine say?
    Sweet! whats mine say?
    DUDE! whats mine say?!
    SWEET! whats mine say?! ad infinitum

  9. Josh  Lyons

    Josh Lyons said, over 3 years ago

    All the more reasons why you should stay sober.

  10. potrerokid1532

    potrerokid1532 said, over 3 years ago


    Sorry. I can’t drink Scotch because it makes me ill; & won’t ingest raw eggs. What now??

  11. Tigerchik32

    Tigerchik32 said, over 3 years ago

    @Josh Lyons

    I’m with you. I’m a teetotaler and will probably stay that way.

  12. Nun'Ya Bidness

    Nun'Ya Bidness said, over 3 years ago

    I figured out that alcohol makes you not care.
    It must be that ‘caring’ (about whatever) hurts so much that those who over-drink feels the need to self-medicate, to make the hurting (caused by the caring) stop.
    Only thing is, once you begin to become sober, you begin to care even more, about so many more things, and the problem that the drunkard wanted to ‘not care about anymore’ is only exacerbated by the drunken behavior.
    This comic is more sad than funny, and I usually like the Wizard of Id.
    If the comic were a Jimmy Buffett song, they’d be telling what Bung did on the Coconut Telegraph!

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