Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. barticle35

    barticle35 said, 11 months ago

    There’s always a catch.

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 10 months ago

    ‘What did the doctor say, Tonto?’
    ‘You going to die, Kimosabe!’
    (That’s probably all I can post of that joke.)

  3. oldpine

    oldpine said, 10 months ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Would that be about the time the lone ranger sat on a rattle snake?

  4. William Pursell

    William Pursell GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    Oye Bruno? It it anything like when L.R and Tonto are surrounded by a band of 500 very angry and unpleasant Indians and when the L.R. asked: What are we to do Now,Tonto? And Tonto reply’s: What da ye mean WE;Paleface?

  5. edclectic

    edclectic said, 10 months ago

    When I stop giving my wife a long, passionate kiss it’s time to disconnect my life support.

  6. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 10 months ago

    @William Pursell

    No, oldpine had it right …


    Yours is a different joke …

  7. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 10 months ago

    Two campers are out in the bush when one gets bit on the backside by a Northern Taipan (widely renowned as the world’s most poisonous snake). He falls down and doesn’t appear to be breathing.


    His companion gets on his cellphone and calls Emergency, saying his mate has been bitten by a deadly snake and appears to be dead.


    The Emergency operator tells the companion to go back and check whether the victim is REALLY dead. There is a short pause and the operator hears a couple of gunshots in the distance.


    The companion comes back on the phone and says, “OK, I’ve taken care of that, now what ?”.

  8. nighthawks

    nighthawks GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    two campers are out in the bush and one gets bitten by venomous snake on the tip of his member while urinating.
    his companion gets on his cellphone and calls the emergency room and the doctor tells him to quickly suck the venom out of the victim at the point of the bite.
    the companion turns to his friend and says:
    “the doctor says you goin’ to DIE!”

  9. Chris Kenworthy

    Chris Kenworthy said, 10 months ago

    There’s only two steps to eternal life.
    Step one is to be absolutely truthful and never tell another lie.
    Step two, repeat after me: “I will say this sentence again tomorrow morning”

    :)

  10. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 10 months ago

    @oldpine

    Version I saw as a skit… the Lone Ranger was bitten… somewhere … worse.

  11. Fogger_man

    Fogger_man said, 10 months ago

    Hold on there, Wiz! Who says you have to stay married to Blanche?

  12. Aged Puppy

    Aged Puppy said, 10 months ago

    @Fogger_man

    Blanche

  13. George Tirebiter

    George Tirebiter said, 10 months ago

    @edclectic

    If I tried that I’d need life support after her husband caught me…

  14. Redkaycei Repoc

    Redkaycei Repoc said, 10 months ago

    @George Tirebiter

    Your comment makes no sense. He said “My wife” which when transferred to you would mean “your wife” not your neighbors, etc etc. I assume you will say you are not married which merely means you can not follow the advice.

  15. pinkx

    pinkx said, 10 months ago

    I’d Blanch too!

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