Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. barticle35

    barticle35 GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    There’s always a catch.

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 2 years ago

    ‘What did the doctor say, Tonto?’
    ‘You going to die, Kimosabe!’
    (That’s probably all I can post of that joke.)

  3. oldpine

    oldpine said, about 2 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Would that be about the time the lone ranger sat on a rattle snake?

  4. edclectic

    edclectic said, about 2 years ago

    When I stop giving my wife a long, passionate kiss it’s time to disconnect my life support.

  5. nighthawks

    nighthawks GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    two campers are out in the bush and one gets bitten by venomous snake on the tip of his member while urinating.
    his companion gets on his cellphone and calls the emergency room and the doctor tells him to quickly suck the venom out of the victim at the point of the bite.
    the companion turns to his friend and says:
    “the doctor says you goin’ to DIE!”

  6. Chris Kenworthy

    Chris Kenworthy said, about 2 years ago

    There’s only two steps to eternal life.
    Step one is to be absolutely truthful and never tell another lie.
    Step two, repeat after me: “I will say this sentence again tomorrow morning”

    :)

  7. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 2 years ago

    @oldpine

    Version I saw as a skit… the Lone Ranger was bitten… somewhere … worse.

  8. Fogger_man

    Fogger_man said, about 2 years ago

    Hold on there, Wiz! Who says you have to stay married to Blanche?

  9. Aged Puppy

    Aged Puppy said, about 2 years ago

    @Fogger_man

    Blanche

  10. Redkaycei Repoc

    Redkaycei Repoc said, about 2 years ago

    Your comment makes no sense. He said “My wife” which when transferred to you would mean “your wife” not your neighbors, etc etc. I assume you will say you are not married which merely means you can not follow the advice.

  11. pinkx

    pinkx said, about 2 years ago

    I’d Blanch too!

  12. sandflea

    sandflea said, about 2 years ago

    C’mon Wiz, pucker up. Eternity awaits.

  13. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    i don’t think her boyfriend would approve

  14. John Walkinshaw

    John Walkinshaw said, about 2 years ago

    Awww

  15. renrod001

    renrod001 said, about 2 years ago

    I’m with edclectic.

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