Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, about 3 years ago

    Why are they wearing short sleeve shirts in
    the wintertime?

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 3 years ago

    At least Rodney has a flare for firing that thing …

  3. Radish

    Radish GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    The only time he ever shot anything and it was by accident.

  4. adubman

    adubman said, about 3 years ago

    It’s snowing Cats & Ducks in Id!

  5. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 3 years ago

    re: Llewellenbruce

    maybe they are trying to take Moscow…

  6. K.C. Fahel

    K.C. Fahel said, about 3 years ago

    Re: stiff upper lip: I’ve heard it said that New Englanders talk fast because we’re afraid our lips will freeze together if we don’t.

  7. tsandl

    tsandl said, about 3 years ago

    Their goose is cooked.

  8. ralphewest

    ralphewest said, about 3 years ago

    Best definition I have seen for stiff upper lip was EmmaThompson explaining it to Dustin Hoffman in Last Chance Harvey. Anybody else seen that movie?

  9. Richard Roush

    Richard Roush said, about 3 years ago

    The national bird of Id- the dead duck.

  10. Granny Grump

    Granny Grump said, about 3 years ago

    They’re not wearing shirts. They are wearing Chain Mail.

  11. terek

    terek said, about 3 years ago

    That obviously ain’t no flare gun, but the first flintlock pistol was not developed until after the Rennisance!

  12. prfesser

    prfesser said, about 3 years ago

    @Llewellenbruce

    We’re talking Id, here. They’re stupid.

  13. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, about 3 years ago

    I wonder….

    There once was a wonderful wizard
    who got a fierce pain in the gizzard
    -——so he drank wind and snow
    -——at fifty below
    and farted a forty-day blizzard.

    Another side of Conrad Aiken.

    The -—- is mine for the proper layout of the poem.

  14. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, about 3 years ago

    Good shooting, Tex.

  15. JPuzzleWhiz

    JPuzzleWhiz said, about 3 years ago

    @Llewellenbruce

    Why are they wearing short sleeve shirts in
    the wintertime?
    -———————-
    Because they’re comic strip characters and cannot feel cold, unlike real people.

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