Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. somebodyshort

    somebodyshort said, over 1 year ago

    Over priced, wilted, and in the winter frozen roses. You’re a cad if you don’t buy it and the seller lays a h*** of a guilt trip.

  2. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, over 1 year ago

    Then you won’t get a tip.

  3. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    in answer to your first question, “’til the lights came on”.

  4. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    Uh, I don’t think the waiter should try to get physical with either one …

  5. keith kunz

    keith kunz GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    kinda funny , i wonder if he’s that powerful why is he so cheap.?

  6. gmartin997

    gmartin997 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Don’t even think about it, pal, unless you want to spend the rest of your life as a frog.

  7. William Pursell

    William Pursell GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    He looks to me to be more of the toad or newt type? Or perhaps one of those pesky flies you sometimes see in a restaurant…….not the good ones,of course?

  8. Dave4B

    Dave4B said, over 1 year ago

    Rose for the lady?
    That sounds like a fair trade!
    or
    That’s no lady, that’s my wife!

  9. phil m

    phil m said, over 1 year ago

    How will you toss him out when Wiz turns your arms into limp spaghetti?

  10. terek

    terek said, over 1 year ago

    JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE BUCKO, THREATENING THE THE CUSTOMERS?!?!? GET ME THE OWNER!!! I’LL HAVE YOUR SORRY A$$ FIRED SO FAST YOU WON’T SEE IT COMING, AND YOU’LL NEVER EARN ANOTHER PENNY AGAIN!!!!!!!!

  11. JPuzzleWhiz

    JPuzzleWhiz said, over 1 year ago

    @terek

    JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE BUCKO, THREATENING THE THE CUSTOMERS?!?!? GET ME THE OWNER!!! I’LL HAVE YOUR SORRY A$$ FIRED SO FAST YOU WON’T SEE IT COMING, AND YOU’LL NEVER EARN ANOTHER PENNY AGAIN!!!!!!!!
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    Fired by Henry, no doubt!

  12. TimeTraveler

    TimeTraveler GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    By that logic, why are they even eating out?

  13. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, over 1 year ago

    I wouldn’t want to annoy a Wizard.

  14. JP Steve

    JP Steve GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Rickapolis

    I hear they’re quick to anger…

  15. Madeit

    Madeit said, over 1 year ago

    @William Pursell

    The ones doing the backstroke?

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