Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. TheSnoopster

    TheSnoopster said, over 1 year ago

    Here, I thought it was MINI golf balls

  2. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 1 year ago

    An atheist went to Scotland and decided to swim across Loch Ness. Halfway across the lake, the Loch Ness Monster suddenly appeared. The atheist panicked and shouted, "Jesus, help me!” The monster disappeared.
    Then, from somewhere in the Scottish skies, a deep voice said, “You don’t believe in me, but you asked for my help?”
    The atheist looked up and said, “Well, ten seconds ago, I didn’t believe in the Loch Ness Monster either!”

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    ‘We did find a fake head on a surfboard!’
    (See photo above, that was revealed to be a hoax, like the photo of Bigfoot … wearing a wristwatch.’

  4. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, over 1 year ago

    Nessie would probably put Henry’s fires out …

  5. WillardMBaker

    WillardMBaker said, over 1 year ago

    Try Craigslist.

  6. William Pursell

    William Pursell GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Oye Wiz old lad; Try Godzilla,@ 1800-RAD-ioactive EGGS.

  7. gmartin997

    gmartin997 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Sorry, Wiz, but I don’t believe the monsters in Loch Ness approve of interspecies dating.

  8. A SAINT

    A SAINT said, over 1 year ago

    I finally got to see Loch Ness last Fall. It is a bit larger than the puddle Wiz is swimming in…!

  9. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, over 1 year ago

    Nessie, Bigfoot and a Yeti walked into a bar…

  10. Kerovan

    Kerovan said, over 1 year ago

    Loch Ness is very deep, and the bottom is so uneven that they’ve never been able to prove conclusively Nessy isn’t there. Far too many places for something to hide. However it is NOT so large that a breeding population could remain hidden and the monster would have to be practically ageless for one to be responsible for the legend. Simple logic really. However Wilson Bob Tucker once said; “Don’t let the facts get in the way of a good story.” =)

  11. Lamberger

    Lamberger said, over 1 year ago

    @GoldenRoya

    Looks like the Australian Crawl.

  12. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    try cher any time before 0600

  13. iangoodson

    iangoodson said, over 1 year ago

    @Kerovan

    Ah, but there are those who argue that there may be links to the sea. If you look at a map of Scotland, that is clearly quite possible.

  14. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    meanwhile, back at the oasis, the arab…

  15. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    Hey … what happened to the photo I was referring to?

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