Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. tuna1

    tuna1 said, over 2 years ago

    That’ll learn ya Wiz

  2. BigChiefDesoto

    BigChiefDesoto said, over 2 years ago

    Blimey, a green mamba!!

    You might as well get some good out of it, bite Blanche before the curse wears off!

  3. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 2 years ago

    Two little snakes were hissing near their pit. The mother snake came out and said, ‘’What are you doing hissing near our pit. If you want to hiss go over to Mrs. Pott’s pit and hiss. The two little snakes went over to Mrs. Pott’s pit to hiss. Mrs. Potts came out and said, ‘’Hey you two little snakes, what are you doing hissing near my pit? If you want to hiss, go back over to your own pit and hiss!’’ The two little snakes went back to their own pit to hiss. Their mother came out and said, ‘’What are you doing hissing near our pit? I thought I told you to go over to Mrs. Pott’s house to hiss. They said, Mrs. Potts said if we wanted to hiss we had to go back to our own pit to hiss. The mother snake said, ’’Well, I knew Mrs. Potts before she had a pit to hiss in.

  4. tagteam

    tagteam said, over 2 years ago

    @Alexikakos

    Great joke…made my morning! Thank you!

  5. Jeff0811

    Jeff0811 said, over 2 years ago

    Saw that one coming when you mentioned Mrs Potts, thought the punchline would be “a Pott to hiss in”, so I stayed with the story to see how that would be worked into the joke. Turns out I’m not as smart as I think I am.

  6. prfesser

    prfesser said, over 2 years ago

    Yet another “no henry”! woo hoo!

  7. Redkaycei Repoc

    Redkaycei Repoc said, over 2 years ago

    WHERE"S OUR FAVORITE DRAGON??? MORE HENRY!!!!!!!!

  8. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, over 2 years ago

    Wait a sec, how the deuce did the Wiz mess up a witches’ brew?

  9. philyfanstukinmi

    philyfanstukinmi said, over 2 years ago

    @Rickapolis

    Potty break?

  10. Jim Kleinhans

    Jim Kleinhans said, over 2 years ago

    @prfesser

    Amen. Let’s get back to The fink and rodney. But no more golf!

  11. JPuzzleWhiz

    JPuzzleWhiz said, over 2 years ago

    @Jeff0811

    And Alex is not as funny as he’s deluded himself into believing.

  12. boldyuma

    boldyuma said, over 2 years ago

    “What we have here Wiz….Is faliure to communicate.”

  13. pinkx

    pinkx said, over 2 years ago

    henry is going to be confused

  14. frrykid

    frrykid GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @Rickapolis

    He could have used a “Brew Helper” and and misread the instructions. (Think magical Hamburger Helper)

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