Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. barticle35

    barticle35 said, 11 months ago

    Microsoft crystal.

  2. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 11 months ago

    One of the first things I have to do when I reinstall a wordprocessing program is disable the autocorrect…

  3. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 said, 11 months ago

    So much for cutting-edge 11th-Century technology!

  4. Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם)

    Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם) said, 11 months ago

    Considering the plaque that built up in my teapot thanks to the local hot water, that might not be such bad advice if Id has a similar problem.

  5. Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם)

    Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם) said, 11 months ago

    (local HARD water, that is)

  6. William Pursell

    William Pursell said, 11 months ago

    I hope the Madam’s aware that auto correct could easily start a war……not that the starting of a war in Id would need any additional help?

  7. Tog

    Tog said, 11 months ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    Good idea. There never was a more useless device. The number of weird texts I’ve sent out thanks to not noticing what it had changed my message into.

  8. revisages

    revisages said, 11 months ago

    hi, mom. and yes, it’s still my cup of tea to floss

  9. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, 11 months ago

    …andf I’m allways forgetting to floss my tea pot.

  10. gmartin997

    gmartin997 said, 11 months ago

    I don’t think this fortune teller has the proper spirit for the noble art of divination.

  11. Doctor Toon

    Doctor Toon said, 11 months ago

    One of our cats was playing with my wife’s’ cell phone and actually managed to send a text


    Autocorrect made words out of her input, but the message didn’t make much sense


    It’s OK, she was responding to my mother-in-law and she doesn’t always make sense with her texts either

  12. rshive

    rshive said, 11 months ago

    Your teapot will thank you.

  13. MoonlitKnight

    MoonlitKnight said, 11 months ago

    This is just a tempest in a teapot (or is that just a lot of plaque)?

  14. ArfArf88

    ArfArf88 said, 11 months ago

    @barticle35

    Wonder if the crystal ball has the Microsoft paper clip thing too?

  15. LingeeWhiz

    LingeeWhiz said, 11 months ago

    I can relate to the autocorrect.

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