Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. Lyndalu

    Lyndalu said, 11 months ago

    King Ungrateful Beast

  2. The Nihilist

    The Nihilist said, 11 months ago

    Never look the gift horse in the mouth…

  3. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, 11 months ago

    Be careful what you wish for . . .

  4. AussieDownUnder

    AussieDownUnder said, 11 months ago

    The grass always looks greener.

  5. revisages

    revisages said, 11 months ago

    that’s how to come clean — admitting you’d like to wash out of that duty

  6. gmartin997

    gmartin997 said, 11 months ago

    Look at the bright side, peasant. You smell better when you get home.

  7. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 11 months ago

    The grass always looks greener because it is!
    .
    For example, in high school, I went to a play down in Ashland, Oregon. I decided that I wanted to live in the Rogue. It was about 8 years later, but I did. For almost 4 years and spent some years in the valley to the south (Shasta Valley).
    .
    Talk about greener: after living in the rotten climate of central oregon for 21 years and then in Portland for a few years, it was like being heaven. 6+ months of good weather, no 9 month winters with summer frosts, or the 8 to 10 months of heavy cold mist of the Willamette.

  8. William Pursell

    William Pursell said, 11 months ago

    Aye boy was he wrong;funny how the grass ALWAYS looks greener in the other pasture.

  9. WebSpider

    WebSpider said, 11 months ago

    Famous last words.

  10. Citizen GROG!

    Citizen GROG! said, 11 months ago

    A lateral move in the organization.

  11. Paratus

    Paratus said, 11 months ago

    Erma Bombeck had it right. “The grass is always greener over the septic tank.”

  12. Francis Lapeyre

    Francis Lapeyre said, 11 months ago

    Well, he did have a shovel-ready job….

  13. MagicFan

    MagicFan said, 11 months ago

    @Lyndalu

    King In Grate E Targ Nig Nik

  14. MagicFan

    MagicFan said, 11 months ago

    @revisages

    At least you checked your spelling this time.

  15. MagicFan

    MagicFan said, 11 months ago

    @Thirdguy
    Just because it’s summer doesn’t mean you should suddenly forget everything you learned in school—like politeness, for example.

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