Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. beviek

    beviek GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    Wiz finally did something useful!!!!

  2. revisages

    revisages said, over 4 years ago

    i was literally laughing aloud when i read yours

  3. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, over 4 years ago

    I DON’T GET THE PUNCH LINEAPP?

  4. richardelguru

    richardelguru GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    Hillbillyman
    There’s an app for everything??
    ALAKA-HEIMLICH’ is so funny it’s hard to follow it with any punchline.

  5. abbatis

    abbatis said, over 4 years ago

    So is the APP for indigestion ALAKA-SELTZER?

  6. tigre1

    tigre1 said, over 4 years ago

    Did the Heimlich on a little bitty old lady in a restaurant.
    I’d been a Green Beret ‘A’ team medic and been lifting weights and teaching martial arts for ten years or so…and I wondered if I could do this…I grabbed her from behind, ready to give her the humongest squeeze, AND…suddenly I realized she weighed about as much as an empty sack and wasn’t much bigger around than a broomstick…and scaled it ‘WAY back
    on the force…! the chunk came out very easily…easiest good deed I’ve ever done, I guess…scariest, too, when I realized how hard I’d been ready to squeeze and shake her…

    Alaka-Heimlich ! is much more deft. Salute, Wiz.

  7. Dewed

    Dewed said, over 4 years ago

    They cut out the part … where it goes in her drink

  8. JDThird

    JDThird said, over 4 years ago

    Looked more like there’s a ZAPP for that.

  9. goweeder

    goweeder said, over 4 years ago

    “Where is this place? That doesn’t look like a medieval restaurant to me.”
    __________
    Just curious… how does a medieval restaurant look?

  10. goweeder

    goweeder said, over 4 years ago

    @abbatis

    “So is the APP for indigestion ALAKA-SELTZER?”
    ________

    Very clever…..thanks for the chuckle!

  11. goweeder

    goweeder said, over 4 years ago

    @JDThird

    “Looked more like there’s a ZAPP for that.”
    __________

    Brilliant!

  12. exturk

    exturk said, over 4 years ago

    @abbatis

    plop plop
    fizz fizz
    gagg gagg

  13. Unca Jim

    Unca Jim said, over 4 years ago

    tigre1 said,
    “Did the Heimlich on a little bitty old lady "
    Good on you. Them lil’ birdy-ladies are tough to work on.
    You don’t want to break ‘em, just save ’em. Hard to gauge
    the pressure.. An aside; a local ex-GB fire-volunteer EMS guy
    stabbed me about 5x in search of a vein, after me telling him ’where and how’ .. He told me that he was an ex-Nam-GB and knew what he was doing, so STF up. (prob; my MD’s mixup of BP meds) After I was carted home, we compared ranks and dates of service and my O-3 beat his E-3. by 8 years. I still buy him a beer once in a while. He’s still an arrogant oaf.

  14. Skywatcher68

    Skywatcher68 said, over 4 years ago

    @tigre1

    Reminds me of Mom. 5’5", 125#, with a bad back from slipping on ice. One day, I, at 6’2" and 200#, gave her a bearhug and lifted her off her feet. She realized this really helped her back and soon started asking me to lift her whenever back relief was needed!

  15. Dave4B

    Dave4B said, over 4 years ago

    He came up behind you and shouted “Alaka-Heimlich”? Wow!

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