Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. beviek

    beviek GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    Wiz finally did something useful!!!!

  2. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    Once back in the 1980’s someone saved me doing that.

  3. revisages

    revisages said, about 3 years ago

    i was literally laughing aloud when i read yours

  4. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, about 3 years ago

    @revisages

    Did milk come outta’ your nose ?

  5. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, about 3 years ago

    I DON’T GET THE PUNCH LINEAPP?

  6. richardelguru

    richardelguru GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    Hillbillyman
    There’s an app for everything??
    ALAKA-HEIMLICH’ is so funny it’s hard to follow it with any punchline.

  7. abbatis

    abbatis said, about 3 years ago

    So is the APP for indigestion ALAKA-SELTZER?

  8. tigre1

    tigre1 said, about 3 years ago

    Did the Heimlich on a little bitty old lady in a restaurant.
    I’d been a Green Beret ‘A’ team medic and been lifting weights and teaching martial arts for ten years or so…and I wondered if I could do this…I grabbed her from behind, ready to give her the humongest squeeze, AND…suddenly I realized she weighed about as much as an empty sack and wasn’t much bigger around than a broomstick…and scaled it ‘WAY back
    on the force…! the chunk came out very easily…easiest good deed I’ve ever done, I guess…scariest, too, when I realized how hard I’d been ready to squeeze and shake her…

    Alaka-Heimlich ! is much more deft. Salute, Wiz.

  9. Dewed

    Dewed said, about 3 years ago

    They cut out the part … where it goes in her drink

  10. JDThird

    JDThird said, about 3 years ago

    Looked more like there’s a ZAPP for that.

  11. goweeder

    goweeder GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    “Where is this place? That doesn’t look like a medieval restaurant to me.”
    __________
    Just curious… how does a medieval restaurant look?

  12. goweeder

    goweeder GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    @abbatis

    “So is the APP for indigestion ALAKA-SELTZER?”
    ________

    Very clever…..thanks for the chuckle!

  13. goweeder

    goweeder GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    @JDThird

    “Looked more like there’s a ZAPP for that.”
    __________

    Brilliant!

  14. prfesser

    prfesser said, about 3 years ago

    Nice thing for Wiz to do, but what’s the joke? I want my money back!
    -
    Oh, wait, I sponge off this site.
    -
    Nevermind.

  15. exturk

    exturk said, about 3 years ago

    @abbatis

    plop plop
    fizz fizz
    gagg gagg

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