Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, over 4 years ago

    You do magic Wiz. Get yourself out of jury duty.

  2. Ghretighoti

    Ghretighoti said, over 4 years ago

    Just tell the judge, “I have this amazing ability! I can simply LOOK at someone and tell if he is innocent or guilty!”

  3. BigChiefDesoto

    BigChiefDesoto said, over 4 years ago

    What I’d like to know is what’s the difference between Lizard Spit and American Beer?

  4. Bdaysuit

    Bdaysuit said, over 4 years ago

    @BigChiefDesoto

    HEY!!!

  5. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, over 4 years ago

    Lizard spit would be more appealing than any beer.

  6. GROG!

    GROG! GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    Perhaps his love potions have beer in them.

  7. GROG!

    GROG! GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    @Hillbillyman

    And how would one who doesn’t drink know?

  8. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 4 years ago

    re: "BigChiefDesoto said, about 3 hours ago

    What I’d like to know is what’s the difference between Lizard Spit and American Beer?"

    hehe. http://lizardspit.com/ Well, they appear to both come in bottles…

  9. twypsi

    twypsi said, over 4 years ago

    Well now, that’s why I drink Dos Equis or Newcastle! Here in Michigan, one can sample Bell’s beers (good stuff) instead of the usual American lizard spit.

  10. hsawlrae

    hsawlrae said, over 4 years ago

    Are you sure it’s only lizard SPIT?

  11. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, over 4 years ago

    Actually, the enemy know they have a better chance of winning if Rodney is fighting against them instead of if he is a prisoner.

  12. exoticdoc2

    exoticdoc2 said, over 4 years ago

    @BigChiefDesoto

    I’d like to know what the difference is between lizard spit and ANY beer.

  13. exoticdoc2

    exoticdoc2 said, over 4 years ago

    That’s the problem with the jury system, only those without enough smarts to be able to get out of it end up on a jury. Cases in point, OJ and Anthony.

  14. yyyguy

    yyyguy said, over 4 years ago

    i’ve had a couple of American beers that have flavour. what they lack is an appreciable alcohol content.

  15. LovDComix

    LovDComix said, over 4 years ago

    They let him go cause they’re worried they’ll catch rabies. Good one, Simpsonfan!

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