Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 02, 2003
Transcript:
Lackey: Some people are here to interview for for the job of communications director... what should I tell them? King: Ha ha ha har, ha ha hee ha ha! Lackey: The new communications director is here to see you, sire. King: Why would I want to see him? Lackey: He can provide tools to help you communicate better with your staff and subjects. King: I already have a tool for that. Lackey: What tool is that?'' King: The guillotine!