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Tom Toles

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  1. dtroutma

    dtroutma GoComics PRO Member said, 4 months ago

    Ah yes, the “denier” answer!

  2. ConserveGov

    ConserveGov said, 4 months ago

    Complete babble!

  3. Michael wme

    Michael wme said, 4 months ago

    Climate change is an atheist hoax. For one thing, one must take average global temperatures for an entire year. And St Augustine taught every decent Christian that all math is wrong, a Mortal Sin, and that clearly includes taking averages!


    Without doing any math, we know that winters are colder than summers, proving that global warming is a hoax. Also, since they’ve been recording temperatures, every day has had new record highs and new record lows (we won’t count the number of each, that would be math). The existence of those new record low temperatures shows that there is absolutely NO global warming.


    Actually, the global warming hoax is worse than just taking global temperature averages over an entire year, since one must also do a regression on the time series, which is certainly one of the worst mortal sins anyone could commit.


    And if one looks at, e.g., Waxahachie, the regression shows no statistically significant global warming.


    So if we take the proper meaning of ‘global warming,’ not that ‘the global average temperature is increasing’ as the climate scientists claim, but that ‘everywhere is getting warmer’, as any rational person would interpret it, Waxahachie, TX proves that global warming is a hoax.

  4. avj

    avj said, 4 months ago

    Huh? Michael wme is one of the more sapient commentators here!

  5. Simon_Jester

    Simon_Jester said, 4 months ago

    @avj

    I think he didn’t realize that Michaelwme was being sarcastic. ( A mistake I made myself once. )

  6. paynetom

    paynetom GoComics PRO Member said, 4 months ago

    Hey, Michael wme, I’m an atheist, and I can assure you that this isn’t one of our hoaxes. We are behind Bigfoot, Elvis and the Loch Ness monster, but global warming has never come up at one of our meetings. You might want to check with the Unatarians on that one.

  7. Kaffekup

    Kaffekup said, 4 months ago

    “It’s cold in the winter. Therefore, no global warming. I won’t believe it until it’s hot everywhere at once. Anyway my Colossus SUV has great a/c. Pass the crude, please.”

  8. martens misses all her friends

    martens misses all her friends GoComics PRO Member said, 4 months ago

    This cartoon is a direct reference to the recent finding that the Siberian craters that have recently appeared seem to be due to methane that has been released explosively from the permafrost by the Arctic warming. Likewise, in some arctic waters, the methane concentration has risen significantly, again thought to be due to Arctic warming and consequent release of the methane. Those who are interested can google to get more information on this phenomenon.

  9. churchillwasright

    churchillwasright said, 4 months ago

    next the Left will be telling us that volcanos are caused by global warming…

  10. Simon_Jester

    Simon_Jester said, 4 months ago

    @churchillwasright

    No, but I have heard at least one Rightie head-case claim that global warming is CAUSED by volcanoes.

  11. louieglutz

    louieglutz said, 4 months ago

    @Simon_Jester

    actually volcanoes have significantly affected the weather in the past. even mt. st. helens caused a major aberration in global weather.

  12. coraryan

    coraryan GoComics PRO Member said, 4 months ago

    Yep, Death Valley just set a record……for the coolest temp in August since they started keeping records in 1911. Have to love that “warming”.

  13. Simon_Jester

    Simon_Jester said, 4 months ago

    @louieglutz

    Was that because they made the atmosphere WARMER?

  14. Harleyquinn

    Harleyquinn GoComics PRO Member said, 4 months ago

    Oh no the climate has changed yet again. It must be that evil bad man the sci fi flick told me about. The prophet Al Gory foretold this with his great hockey stick. And according to Obama we can not be great leaders of the world and be a Denier! We must all be Believers in the Gorbull Warming and do everything we can to fight bad man with his demon CO2! Obama must have the power to bring the seas down! He has to be the Believer that is the Leader to the world! China and Russia will bow down to his greatness and the Demon CO2 will be taken from the world.

  15. Jase99

    Jase99 said, 4 months ago

    @Simon_Jester

    “I think he didn’t realize that Michaelwme was being sarcastic. ( A mistake I made myself once. )”

    Many of us had, but that was before Michael wme added links to his posts leading to informative websites, which give hints to his satire in addition to informing readers those who bother to look at the links.

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