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  1. dtroutma

    dtroutma said, about 1 year ago

    That’s still just the "dinky gulp’.

  2. lontooni

    lontooni said, about 1 year ago

    If buckets of corn sugar is what people want buckets of corn sugar is what people will get.

  3. Doughfoot

    Doughfoot said, about 1 year ago

    Suicide is perfectly legal, as long as it is done slowly.



    In fact, with the nation as a whole engaged in slow suicide, living for today at the expense of tomorrow, why prevent individuals from doing the same?

  4. masterskrain

    masterskrain said, about 1 year ago

    As George Carlin once said; “Life is just a pre-cancerous condition!”

  5. Tigger

    Tigger said, about 1 year ago

    But it’s acceptable to be able to smoke 3 packs of cigarettes a day anywhere one pleases. It’s okay to consume alcoholic beverages, drive drunk, and kill people.

  6. vwdualnomand

    vwdualnomand said, about 1 year ago

    we are a nation of fatties. we rather eat pizza, than a salad. drink booze or soda over water. press x on a playstation than run.

  7. Clark  Kent

    Clark Kent said, about 1 year ago

    On sturday I did 25½ miles by bicycle going to garage sales.

  8. Heavy B

    Heavy B said, about 1 year ago

    @Tigger

    “It’s okay to consume alcoholic beverages, drive drunk, and kill people”

    I’m not sure where you live, but where I live, drunk driving, and murder is still illegal.

  9. fredgold

    fredgold said, about 1 year ago

    @Tigger

    Where did you get that idea?

  10. Jase99

    Jase99 said, about 1 year ago

    @lontooni

    “If buckets of corn sugar is what people want buckets of corn sugar is what people will get.”

    You mean high fructose corn syrup. There’s a big difference. Its chemical makeup puts it higher on the glycemic index and makes it worse for you than sugar.

    Foods processed and sold by the corporate machine is usually about taste and profits, not nutrition. High fructose corn syrup has replaced sugar in many foods and is found in foods you wouldn’t think of as sweetened.

  11. person918

    person918 said, about 1 year ago

    the war on drugs is going so well, it only makes sense to start illegalizing more stuff for being unhealthy

  12. goweeder

    goweeder said, about 1 year ago

    @person918

    I appreciate your satire. I got quite a chuckle.I would just like to add that it’s not only eating unhealthful foods that is making our nation obese; it’s also the amazing QUANTITY that people eat. When I eat out, I am astounded by the amount of food on other diners’ plates.

  13. tcity

    tcity said, about 1 year ago

    @Heavy B

    Remember, Tig lives in her own head.

  14. Ionizer

    Ionizer said, about 1 year ago

    @Clark Kent

    “On sturday I did 25½ miles by bicycle going to garage sales.”

    So how did you get the dresser home?

  15. Ionizer

    Ionizer said, about 1 year ago

    If Nanny Bloomberg is so concerned about obesity, why are alcoholic beverages and milk shakes not included in the ban? There are more calories in a shake than a 16-ounce drink. Beer has about the same caloric content as the Dr Pepper next to me. Wine has about twice the calories/oz. Hypocrisy abounds.

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