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Tom Toles

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  1. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    OH PLEASE, PLEASE let Little Ricky be the nominee!
    That would be the most one-sided Presidential contest ever!
    He could end up being the first Republican candidate to carry exactly 0 states!
    I would say that Obama would hand him his butt, but who wants to get that brown, frothy santorum mixture all over their hands?

  2. Bilword

    Bilword said, almost 3 years ago

    funny cartoon, made me chuckle

  3. d_legendary1 Demands Dr.C's Release

    d_legendary1 Demands Dr.C's Release said, almost 3 years ago

    This just in! Rick Sanctimonious paid double the taxes that Mitt Robbedme paid in 2010 (28%). He said, “I felt very successful in making money. Also, I was very successful in paying taxes.” Still a little less than what the average American pays (35%), but at least he’s paid some of them. No endorsement here, just a fun fact.

  4. Rockngolfer

    Rockngolfer said, almost 3 years ago

    @masterskrain

    I disagree with you this time. That’s what the FL Democrats said about Rick Scott. His connections to Medicare fraud and never having held office didn’t matter, he won!

  5. Simon_Jester

    Simon_Jester said, almost 3 years ago

    @Rockngolfer

    Yeah, but didn’t Scott’s opponent run a bad campaign? And was there also third party Candidate in that race? I seem to recall, but I’m not sure about either of those things,

  6. Simon_Jester

    Simon_Jester said, almost 3 years ago

    Wile E. Romney….SUPER Genius

  7. jack75287

    jack75287 said, almost 3 years ago

    And now Santorum is in the lead of Michigan where gasp Romney’s old man was Governor.

  8. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    When is the last time one of those machines ran on steam?

  9. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, almost 3 years ago

    So far both Sanctimonious Santorum an Willard “Money Bags” Romney have each won 4 states. But either one would be disastrous for us. But Pres. Obama has tossed us some civil bones while making the extended police state ever wider an deeper. Even GWB didn’t target Americans overseas for Long Range Kills from drones.

  10. uh-oh

    uh-oh GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    Pressing hot asphalt.

  11. Rockngolfer

    Rockngolfer said, almost 3 years ago

    @Simon_Jester

    You are right on both counts.

  12. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    @Tigger

    You’re just obsessed.

  13. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, almost 3 years ago

    Now why on earth would Democrats vote Republican unless they are Conservative to begin with?


    Just in Santorem is a flipper too. In 1990 called himself a “Progressive Republican”. Oh how things have changed. I guess the hand of god beaned him to change.

  14. nerual53

    nerual53 GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    @Rockngolfer

    It was because he had the MONEY!!!

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