Tom Toles for January 02, 2004
Transcript:
Man: Global warming isn't happeneing. Voice from out of frame: It is happening. Man: If it's happening, maybe it's a good thing. Voice from out of frame: It's not a good thing. Man: If it's not a good thing, it can't be confirmed. Voice from out of frame: It has been confirmed. Man: If it's confirmed, maybe it's not caused by humans. Voice from out of frame: It is caused by humans. Man: Even if it's caused by humans, maybe it will fix itself. Voice from out of frame: It won't fix itself. Man: If it won't fix itself, there's nothing we can do. Voice from out of frame: There are things we can do. Man: If there are things we can do, they're too expensive. Voice from out of frame: They're not too expensive. Man: If they're not too expensive, we can postpone doing them. Voice from out of frame: We can't postpone doing them. Man: What do you mean?? This conversation has taken over a decade already. And I'm just warming up.