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Apr 17, 2014
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
Chagrin Falls "No Harm, No Fowl"
Hollywood - 
Man: Okay, so the alien ship comes in and blows up this field, killing this cow. 
Director: Beautiful. The explosions will be added in CGI, and when we film, I'll have two guys behind the cow to knock it over. 
Man: Are you crazy?!! This cow might get hurt!!
Man: Do you know how much trouble we'd get in? 
Director: Hmm...Could we CGI a cow falling down? 
CATERING
Old Man: Too expensive! 
Man: How about two guys in a cow costume? 
Director: Come on! 
Man #2: I know an animal guy who's got cows trained to fall down. 
Man #2: And we could use soft dirt in the area to be sure it's not injured when it falls. 
Man: These ribs are awesome!
MUNCH MUNCH
Director: Sounds great!
MUNCH MUNCH
And so...
Son: Pretty good movie.
Daughter: I felt bad for that cow. 
Mother: Oh, honey. It's all fake! The cow is fine! 
Father: Sure, there it is in the end credits: "No animals were harmed in the making of this motion picture."
Daughter: Whew. 
Father: Now let's enjoy our dinner, knowing that no innocent animals were harmed just for our enjoyment. 
Son: Is that an apple in there?! I HATE fruit! 
The End
Apr 21, 2014
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