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Dec 26, 2013
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
Harvey Richards 
Lawyer for Children
1-800-KKidLaw
The Extra "K" is for Extra Kounsel
Harvey: ...so I ask him to send me a retainer, and the brat mails me THIS slobbery thing!
Secretary: Mr. Richards, Joey Kirk is on line 2. Trouble at the Elm Playground. 
Harvey: Tell him I'll be right there!
Harvey: What's the problem, Joey? 
Joey: I found this cool old truck behind that fence!
Joey: But Larry O'Neil says it's HIS! He's just a big, fat LIAR!
Harvey: Ordinarily, I'd say that even if the truck WAS his, under the "FINDERS KEEPERS, LOSERS WEEPERS" doctrine, it's now lawfully yours!
Joey: Right! It's an open-and-shut case!
Harvey: But in this case, I advise you to HAND THE TRUCK OVER TO HIM! 
Joey: WHAT?
Harvey: Look at him, Joey! He's a BRUTE! He'll pound you into PULP!
Harvey: A lawyer must consider not only LEGAL factors, but PRACTICAL ones as well...and I'd say you'd better give that truck to Larry NOW! 
Joey: THAT'S NOT FAIR!
Harvey: Need I cite the classic doctrine, "LIFE'S not fair!"
I'll send you my bill --
Jan 2, 2014
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