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Jul 8, 2011
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
CONSTITUTIONALLY PROTECTED!
Fat Earl Presents 
CHEEZ E. CHAINSAW'S
PIZZA! 
BIRTHDAY PARTIES!
HORRIFICALLY VIOLENT VIDEO GAMES!
Girl: Wow, you're raping, then slowly disemboweling that woman!
Where a kid can be a sadist.  
Boy: Awesome! I'm skinning this dude alive!
Boy: Score! I just decapitated a toddler and got 24 tickets!
CRASH
Scalia: I'm shutting you down! 
Fat Earl: JUDGE SCALIA!
Fat Earl: no law can stop me from selling violent entertainment to children!
You YOURSELF ruled it's freedom of speech!
KILL
Scalia: The grotesque sadism aimed at children isn't the problem, Earl! 
MONDO
Scalia: It's that the top of that woman's nipple is clearly visible! 
That's "obscene" and unprotected by the first amendment! 
Fat Earl: Wait, wait, I'll draw in a machete mutilating her body!
Scalia: That's better! Freedom of speech is one thing, but we must protect children! 
It is so ordered.
Jul 22, 2011
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