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Jul 15, 2011
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
Harry Potter and the Deathly Deficit
Harry: What is this place? 
Dumbledore: Young Harry, you have been chosen to learn the ways of being a...fiscal conservative! 
Harry: So I'm destined to become a Republican leader?! That explains so much!
I'm white, suburban, and I live in a closet!
Dumbledore: For your first lesson, you will learn that when taxes are lowered, government revenues rise!
Harry: Impossible!
Dumbledore: No, it's MAGIC! You must believe!
Harry: But it defies logic, theory, and all historical evidence!
Dumbledore: Perhaps, to muggles! But we must save them from themselves! 
BEHOLD! 
Dumbledore: TRICKULUS LAPSUS! 
I give money to the rich, and jobs magically appear! POVERTIA ABORTIUM! 
I cut funding to Planned Parenthood, and the deficit disappears! 
Dumbledore: Now, learn well. A deadly showdown approaches. 
Harry: Hmm...is there a spell for making your opponents think they're compromising when they're really giving up? 
Coming Soon: "Harry Potter and the Economist's Stoned"
Aug 1, 2011
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