Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for July 08, 2011

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Kartoon Kliche Kavalkade Man: Well... Man: ...look at the bright side... Man: ...we're not crawling through the desert. Guy Walks Into A Bar Man: I'll bet $50 that this wombat can recite the Gettysburg Address. Bartender: You're on! Bartender: That's the "Gettysburg Oration," delivered by Edward Everett! Man: Dang! How To Draw Doug 1. Draw a mediocre cartoonist desperate for an idea. 2. Look closely at his drawing board. 3. There you will find Doug. Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time-Traveler From 1909 Percival: Percival, I am the YOU of tomorrow! Do not cross the street! Percival: Why not, good sir? ZOOM Percival: Because there's a sale on bandages in this store. Percival: How jolly! Dinkle, The UNlovable Loser SLAP Dinkle: *SIGH* Sexting just isn't the same when your cell service has been cut off. Uncle Cap'n's Kaption Kontest! Uncle Cap'n: Ahoy, ye cartoon fans! Here's yer chance ta write a real cartoon! Just supply a silly caption for this cartoon - "____________ ______________ ______________" Uncle Cap'n: Now, here are the rules: see, it's a kitty telling a doggy a SECRET, so the caption has to be a REAL SECRET! Find out your parents' Amazon password, bank account code, credit card number, or ANYTHING REALLY SECRET, and fill it in the caption! Then send it to Uncle Cap'n Kaption Kontest c/o "Vince" Shack at the edge of the woods Medville, OH 45877 Include your name, address and home alarm security code. Several winners just might get a nighttime visit from special friends of Uncle Cap'n!