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Mar 18, 2011
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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix
Edited by Ruben Bolling
Recap Man
Recap Man: So your plan is to use your army of cyborgs to destroy middle city?! 
Robot: Yes, yes! But I'll never GET TO IT if you keep recapping the plot in the first panel!!
Recap Man: Let me get this straight...
Next - RECAP!!
Three-Act Screenplay Structure Funnies
Man: I want a cookie!
Man: Oh, no! I'll never get it! 
TRIP
Man: No, wait! I got it! 
Ghost of James Caan
James Caan Ghost: Son, you don't understand! 
Director: Cut! 
Director: Ghost of James Caan, you're just not right for the part. 
James Caan Ghost: It's because I'm a ghost, isn't it? 
Director: See if the actual James Caan is available. 
Aide: He is. 
Fabulous Guy, In A Moment of Reflection
Man: Sure, there are lots of "fabulous guys" out there...
Man: But I'm different. I'm deep. Special. UNIQUE! 
Man #2: This isn't a mirror, jerkoff. 
Man: Oh sorry. 
Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time Traveler From 1909
Percival: Your 21st century is so progressive! 
Percival: It's even illegal to have Norwegian slaves! 
Man: It's NEVER been legal to have Norwegian slaves! 
Percival: Right. I have to go back to 1909...
If you like the Whoopee Cushion, you'll love...
the Whoopee Whoopi!
$5.95
Before your friends sits down, slip Whoopi Goldberg on his choir, and laugh at the hilarious sounds that ensue! 
- Yes, rush me a Whoopee Whoopi! Check or money order is enclosed!
- No, do not send me a Whoopee Whoopi. 
- Why on earth would Whoopi Goldberg agree to this? She's a talented actress with a successful television show. 
- It is against my religion to check all boxes in advertising forms, so please take my silence as a binding agreement to purchase a Whoopee Whoopi, and send me one immediately, C.O.D.
- Is Meredith Vieira available?
- I am Whoopi Goldberg, and I can tell you right now I never agreed to this, honey. 
- I would prefer to go to Whoopi Goldberg's house and have her sit on me. Check or money order is enclosed. 
CUT OUT AND SEND TO: 
Whoopee Whoopi
c/o Whoopee Novelty, LLC
WABC Television
New York, NY
Upon Ms. Goldberg's arrival, please have a veggie platter, two (2) cans of bacon ranch Pringles, and six (6) bottles of Perrier ready. No exceptions or substitutions (See rider.)
Apr 1, 2011
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