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Mar 11, 2011
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
Scooby-Doo in The Case of the Phantom Bond Vigilante
Man: Thanks for helping us out, kids!
Man #2: Every time we try to stimulate the U.S. economy, the BOND VIGILANTE scares everyone off!
Daphne: Who's that? 
Man #2: It's a scary creature that legend says will drive up bond yields if the deficit remains high! 
Man #1: It's no legend! It's REAL!!
That night - 
Shaggy: Like, let's increase government spending to reduce unemployment, Scoob!
Scooby-Doo: Rokay! 
Vigilante: OOOOOOOOOO!
Vigilante: I will raise your country's borrowing costs until your economy is destroyed!
Shaggy: Like, YOIKS, Scoob!
Fred: NOW, gang!
Velma: YEAH! The trap worked!
Daphne: Let's see who the "Bond Vigilante" really is!
Fred: It's...Mr. Moneybags!
Vigilante: I- I wanted to scare everyone into austerity programs that will destroy the poor and middle class!
Fred: And I suppose you're going to say you would have gotten away with it if it weren't for us meddling kids!
Vigilante: No, I've GOTTEN away with it! Bond yields remain low, but everyone's agreed on massive spending cuts! 
Scooby-Doo: Rand row rax rates ror re RICH!!
ROOBY ROO! 
The End
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