The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for September 11, 2014
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Woman: So, Randy.... what's this I hear about Mom in a jewelry store? Man: Relax, sis, she wasn't buying YOU something... Woman: She wasn't? Man: No! She bought a fancy collar for her cat. Woman: That feral freeloader! Mark my word, Randy... that cat is going to inherit everything! Man: Even the new Toyota?
You can KEEP the stupid Toyota. You couldn’t MAKE me take one of those pieces of crap,