The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for August 03, 2014

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Woman: Good morning... Sabrina's 60-plus Escort Service. Voice: Hello.. I need some hlep! I'm looking for a suitable grandma to attend my son's birthday party this weekend... he's four! My husband's parents won't be attending! We aren't on speaking terms at the moment... and MY parents are serving in the Peace Corps... somewhere! Woman: My, my.. quite the busy family... but I have just the woman for you. She's very grandmotherly. She'll read to the children and sing songs with them. Voice: Oh dear... she sounds very... um... normal. You don't think she'd be a bad influence on the children? Woman: Trust me! They'll be fine!