The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 20, 2015
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August 21, 2015
Transcript:
Sock:...Then he ran off with some sock half his size and gave me a box of dryer sheets. Voice from phone: Well you can be a little clingy, Alice.
Oh, you’re lucky he stayed around as long as he did. Nobody likes full-length athletic socks anymore.