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   margueritem said, 11 months ago

   he has this trick down pat!
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   Linux0s said, 11 months ago

   Now if he could only reappear…
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   Dogsniff said, 11 months ago

   He meant to say his next “feet” of illusion.
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   afficionado said, 11 months ago

   @margueritem
   Hi
   would you eat horse stew?
   see andy cap
   urban myths are mostly bunk we never lost anything in our dryer except for money in our bill
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   bluskies said, 11 months ago

   The act would have been perfect if he hadn’t had halitosis of the toesies. Caught before the cycle started.
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   Richard S. Russell said, 11 months ago

   I have this hypothesis that dryers are teleportation portals, and that half the socks you think are missing a twin are actually extras from somebody else’s wash.
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   pcolli said, 11 months ago

   @afficionado

   Neither have I.
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   capndunzzl said, 11 months ago

   ….darn………
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   Sherif (dem aint goobers!!) Munkyblues said, 11 months ago

   So true… Ya kant find hot sox on stage anymore….
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    JohnnyDiego said, 11 months ago

    I’ll find him next time I put on clean boxer shorts.
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    SusanSunshine said, 11 months ago

    That trick wouldn’t be very impressive to MY socks. They ALL know how to do it.
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    cdward said, 11 months ago

    I have a lost sock drawer. Every time one shows up without a mate, I stick it in there. Occasionally – and miraculously – the mate sometimes does reappear, often babbling something about aliens.
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    FrankenAaronStein said, 11 months ago

    Is he going down the tube?
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    J. Short said, 11 months ago

    It’s a new spin on an old trick.
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    Arch Stanton said, 11 months ago

    He has Yeti-phobia, the fear of Bigfoot.
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