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1. 

   margueritem said, 6 months ago

   Kitty don’ like no teasin’…
2. 

   Linguist said, 6 months ago

   Fluffy is Not a happy kitty !
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   orinoco womble said, 6 months ago

   Cats are great at teaching kids to respect boundaries…
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   runar said, 6 months ago

   I’m Fat Freddy’s Cat
   And I’m mean and tough
   And I take no guff
   When I strut my stuff.
   I’m so ornery
   And so full of hiss
   If I don’t like your looks
   I’ll hit you with THIS!! (whirling cloud of claws)
   

   Heeere kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty!
   I’m Fat Freddy’s Cat and I ain’t no kitty.
   

   Heeere kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty!
   Don’t embarrass me in the middle of the city!
   

   Heeere kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty!
   I can make it rough on you if you’re gonna act s#1tty.
   

   I’ll track your records up with my paws
   And I’ll pop your waterbed with my claws
   I’ll shed more fur every time you sweep
   And I’ll sit on your face when you’re asleep.
   I’ll s#1t in your shoe and I’ll pee in your hat
   And I’ll spray the whole house with ‘essence of cat.’
   

   If you see me coming
   Better step aside
   A lot of cats wouldn’t
   And a lot of cats couldn’t
   Hand a lickin’ to a chicken
   Or a razzing to a rat
   After they finished messing around
   With Fat Freddy’s Cat!
   

   — Gilbert Shelton
5. 

   Radish said, 6 months ago

   Cat Scratch Fever!
6. 

   Radish said, 6 months ago

   @runar

   Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers Pilot
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YINWUjFQRDU
7. 

   Ice Hole said, 6 months ago

   Hard to focus.?
   
   
8. 

   Coyoty said, 6 months ago

   Cats don’t like crayfish. Who knew.
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   masterskrain said, 6 months ago

   Little Jimmy is also known as “Lefty” now…
10. 

    finale said, 6 months ago

    I’m sure the crawdads were’nt thrilled about this either, they were too small to do any serious damage to Jimmy.
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    lisapaloma13 said, 6 months ago

    @Coyoty

    It ain’t the crayfish, it’s the freakin’ scorpion the kid’s teasing him with!!
12. 

    J. Short said, 6 months ago

    Not the Craw….the Crawdad.
13. 

    cdward said, 6 months ago

    @lisapaloma13

    Naw, I took a closer look, and I’m pretty sure that’s a crawdad, too.
14. 

    cdward said, 6 months ago

    What they didn’t know is that the cat’s name is “Honey Badger.”
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    Simon_Jester said, 6 months ago

    Garfield’s ancestor
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