I’m Fat Freddy’s CatAnd I’m mean and toughAnd I take no guffWhen I strut my stuff.I’m so orneryAnd so full of hissIf I don’t like your looksI’ll hit you with THIS!! (whirling cloud of claws)
Heeere kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty!I’m Fat Freddy’s Cat and I ain’t no kitty.
Heeere kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty!Don’t embarrass me in the middle of the city!
Heeere kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty!I can make it rough on you if you’re gonna act s#1tty.
I’ll track your records up with my pawsAnd I’ll pop your waterbed with my clawsI’ll shed more fur every time you sweepAnd I’ll sit on your face when you’re asleep.I’ll s#1t in your shoe and I’ll pee in your hatAnd I’ll spray the whole house with ‘essence of cat.’
If you see me comingBetter step asideA lot of cats wouldn’tAnd a lot of cats couldn’tHand a lickin’ to a chickenOr a razzing to a ratAfter they finished messing aroundWith Fat Freddy’s Cat!
Enlarged image can be found here (along with a short description), or at Mr. Melcher’s blog entry.Two Children Teasing a Cat is shown by its current-location page, along with a longer description, 2 different coloration images, and 5 yet different coloration detail images. To interactively enlarge an image, click on it in the horizontal Images table and then in the page that appears. Still another different coloration image is shown in a second current-location page.Another different coloration, click-to-nearly-actual-size image can be found here. Another different coloration image can be found here. The artist‘s Catholic Encyclopedia entry, Wikipedia page and collection (more under Subcategories at each level).The other work by this artist, that has, so far, appeared in Mr. Melcher’s blog, also appeared here, and was mis-attributed to Domenichino, one of this artist’s students.
margueritem over 11 years ago
Kitty don’ like no teasin’…
Linguist over 11 years ago
Fluffy is Not a happy kitty !
orinoco womble over 11 years ago
Cats are great at teaching kids to respect boundaries…
runar over 11 years ago
I’m Fat Freddy’s CatAnd I’m mean and toughAnd I take no guffWhen I strut my stuff.I’m so orneryAnd so full of hissIf I don’t like your looksI’ll hit you with THIS!! (whirling cloud of claws)
Heeere kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty!I’m Fat Freddy’s Cat and I ain’t no kitty.
Heeere kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty!Don’t embarrass me in the middle of the city!
Heeere kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty!I can make it rough on you if you’re gonna act s#1tty.
I’ll track your records up with my pawsAnd I’ll pop your waterbed with my clawsI’ll shed more fur every time you sweepAnd I’ll sit on your face when you’re asleep.I’ll s#1t in your shoe and I’ll pee in your hatAnd I’ll spray the whole house with ‘essence of cat.’
If you see me comingBetter step asideA lot of cats wouldn’tAnd a lot of cats couldn’tHand a lickin’ to a chickenOr a razzing to a ratAfter they finished messing aroundWith Fat Freddy’s Cat!
— Gilbert SheltonCoyoty Premium Member over 11 years ago
Cats don’t like crayfish. Who knew.
finale over 11 years ago
I’m sure the crawdads were’nt thrilled about this either, they were too small to do any serious damage to Jimmy.
J Short over 11 years ago
Not the Craw….the Crawdad.
cdward over 11 years ago
What they didn’t know is that the cat’s name is “Honey Badger.”
Simon_Jester over 11 years ago
Garfield’s ancestor
mabrndt Premium Member over 11 years ago
Enlarged image can be found here (along with a short description), or at Mr. Melcher’s blog entry.Two Children Teasing a Cat is shown by its current-location page, along with a longer description, 2 different coloration images, and 5 yet different coloration detail images. To interactively enlarge an image, click on it in the horizontal Images table and then in the page that appears. Still another different coloration image is shown in a second current-location page.Another different coloration, click-to-nearly-actual-size image can be found here. Another different coloration image can be found here. The artist‘s Catholic Encyclopedia entry, Wikipedia page and collection (more under Subcategories at each level).The other work by this artist, that has, so far, appeared in Mr. Melcher’s blog, also appeared here, and was mis-attributed to Domenichino, one of this artist’s students.
Call me Ishmael over 11 years ago
Now tell us why little “Jimmy” is wearing a dress!
underwriter over 11 years ago
1558 – It’s not a new discovery that teasing = bullying.