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   leftwingpatriot said, 9 months ago

   He can pull it off.
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   margueritem said, 9 months ago

   Unless they’re made of brass, that’s a ‘no’.
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   thatnicecollegeguy said, 9 months ago

   I still don’t know why that’s a big deal. I do recall that ‘Pearls Before Swine’ mocked it once.
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   margueritem said, 9 months ago

   @thatnicecollegeguy

   It’s an old fashion rule, never wear white shoes before Memorial Day or after Labor Day.
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   Woody 157 said, 9 months ago

   Looks a little lite in the loafers and wondering what the cabin boy is doing while on shore leave.
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   pcolli said, 9 months ago

   Liberace, wondering if his piano would look better by the tallboy.
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   Radish said, 9 months ago

   He’s a dedicated follower of fashion.
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   Dogsniff said, 9 months ago

   @pcolli: Ha!
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   Mark Shanks said, 9 months ago

   He polished up the handle so carefully, that now he is the ruler of the Queen’s Navy!
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    Fiendly Neighbourhood Terrorist said, 9 months ago

    Wearing those tights, all he has to do is look down at himself.
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    orinoco womble said, 9 months ago

    I look at these paintings, and I think about how long it takes to do an oil painting, and I wonder…how can a person hold such a silly pose for so long without realising they’re gonna look like a total dweeb for all posterity to mock?

    “Hmmmm…black shoes, or white pumps? What do you think?”
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    INGSOC said, 9 months ago

    Besides that, he is up to no good….
    
    
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    psychlady said, 9 months ago

    Looks like he’s plotting something!
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    Snoopy_Fan said, 9 months ago

    And, now… I think I will walk through that door…"
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    Arch Stanton said, 9 months ago

    Saturday Night Fever, the Elizabethan version.
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