Ted Rall for June 12, 2003
Transcript:
Bush explains the missing WMDs The Geographic Gambit: Iraq? Iraq?! I told you to invade Iran! (Man: So you did.) The Oil Field Feint: Saddam hid the WMDs in the oil. We have to pump it out! The Dream Play: I could've sworn the C.I.A. dossier said Iraq had WMDs, but I obviously dreamed the whole thing. It was a very vivid dream. The robbery ruse: Iraq looters stole 25,000 liters of anthrax and God knows what else. Please call us if it turns up at your local swap meet or flea market!